Once

Once upon a time there was a 17-month-old girl who was completely fascinated with the hand-me-down potty chair her aunt gave her.  This little girl had a favorite story called "I Have to Go."  She loved that book so much that she'd flap her arms with giddiness and joy every time she saw the book.  This went on for easily three months.

So finally her mama figured, "Why not?" and let the little girl try to use the potty chair.  The little girl was so proud and thought this was really exciting, except possibly a little disappointed that her little potty chair didn't flush like a real potty.

The little girl was so excited she used the potty.  The mama was not expecting this and so was kind of a loser and didn't have any cool stickers or anything, but she found one in a panic and gave it to the little girl to celebrate her accomplishment and the little girl was very excited and pleased as punch with her tiny baby self.  Also the little baby had the world's cutest belly button.

And they lived happily ever after.  The end.

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