How about ... "stop sticking your hand down your diaper to scratch your butt" and "please don't eat that sticker." ;)
haha...and there will be A LOT more where that came from! I love the proverbial "we" in your second phrase. I often use "we" when telling Liza not to do something. And then I think, "we??! no, I'm not a part of this play-doh eating.":) Oh, mom language:).
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