Monday, October 17, 2011

Words I Actually Spoke #1

Things I said today that I never thought I would say to another human being:

1.  "Honey, please don't lick Mama's shoe."

2.  "Sweetie, we don't lick dirt off our hands."

2 comments:

  1. How about ...

    "stop sticking your hand down your diaper to scratch your butt" and "please don't eat that sticker." ;)

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  2. haha...and there will be A LOT more where that came from! I love the proverbial "we" in your second phrase. I often use "we" when telling Liza not to do something. And then I think, "we??! no, I'm not a part of this play-doh eating.":) Oh, mom language:).

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