Monday, October 17, 2011

Words I Actually Spoke #1

Things I said today that I never thought I would say to another human being:

1.  "Honey, please don't lick Mama's shoe."

2.  "Sweetie, we don't lick dirt off our hands."


  1. How about ...

    "stop sticking your hand down your diaper to scratch your butt" and "please don't eat that sticker." ;)

  2. haha...and there will be A LOT more where that came from! I love the proverbial "we" in your second phrase. I often use "we" when telling Liza not to do something. And then I think, "we??! no, I'm not a part of this play-doh eating.":) Oh, mom language:).


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